Hope come save me now
I'm Lucy, I'm 19 and I'm from England.

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

irismtz17:

No gracias haha

parks and recreation cast | midnight city

br3akfastclub:

a true hero

mycouchpullsoutbut-idont:

Parks and Recreation Season 6 Gag Reel

This is profane and perfect.

wannajoke:

Ron Swanson On Salads

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

d0gbl0g:

unfrickable:

i feel better now

:}

dildorrito:

what’s the password

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

parkwaylane:

You heard it here first folks.

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